Good to be an iceberg

But then you're blamed for things like murdering who knows how many people because you accidentally sunk the Titanic.
People are too judgemental to forgive you for that.

But you wouldn't get to eat... It's not worth it.

And you wouldn't have to worry about girl drama and fake copy cats. But you couldn't own a cat so.

instead of having crushes on people...you crush people!