This is why spiders are to be crushed then split into 17 separate pieces and scattered across the back yard to warn other spiders not to come close
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· 6 years ago
I would at first be afraid, but then I'd realize the potential. The power to send an army of silent assassins to murder the fucking fly THAT'S BEEN TRAPPED IN A CORNER FOR DAYS THE WINDOWS RIGHT THERE, FLY OUT YOU MORON.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks like this! I wouldn’t be scared as long as I could talk and understand them. Then they make me their KING!! Shhhhiiit I’d send my army to destroy all kinds of stuff and humans!
Aw dang they’ll kidnap him and take him to the spider realm now and he’ll turn into a spider and be forced to marry the spider he rescued and can’t get saved cause there isn’t a spider baron
I read a book about something like this why I was in 2nd grade. A boy did something that made a cockroach his friend (can't recall what). There was this bully who always picked on that kid, and the roach got a few hundred friends to go to the bully's home and crawl in his mouth, ears and nose. The bully was horrified, and then the one roach said that they'd be back if he didn't quit bullying the boy.
This was 50 years ago (yeah, an old guy follows funsubstance) so there are a lot of details I can't remember.
This was 50 years ago (yeah, an old guy follows funsubstance) so there are a lot of details I can't remember.