*rolls die*
Friend 1: I got a 1
DM: You lay down your best pick up line, but you stuttered through the whole thing. Shes laughing her ass off at you.
Friend 2: *rolls* I got a 20
DM: shes still laughing uncontrollably and she leans too far over, snapping her heels, and she falls down the stairs and breaks her neck
*friends walk through door*
H-hello. We defeated the guard
Wizard: WTF
Friend 1: I got a 1
DM: You lay down your best pick up line, but you stuttered through the whole thing. Shes laughing her ass off at you.
Friend 2: *rolls* I got a 20
DM: shes still laughing uncontrollably and she leans too far over, snapping her heels, and she falls down the stairs and breaks her neck
*friends walk through door*
H-hello. We defeated the guard
Wizard: WTF