He was chosen by heaven, Say his name

Donaldus Rex

Please tell me this isn't real. Are they seriously turning that into national news?

It's the hill tweeting that so not exactly"national". That's a wonky political site.

*Trump breathing heavy*
CNN: IS DRUMPF DYING? HES STEALING AIR FROM PEOPLE WHO NEED IT. MY CHILD IS DYING, TRUMP. SAVE HIM BY NOT BREATHING *only thing in the new for weeks*