Fluffing flat pillow

I can't help but think the Advice Mallard would be awesome to see here.

Someone already posted this picture...

...poor decisions, like sitting in the sun watching a pillow dry, or that an un-fluffy pillow is such a drag in your life you'd dedicate a part of your day to fluffing it based on instructions from an internet post, or that you'd spend 5 minutes of your life commenting on an image of a guy sitting in the sun staring at a pillow...
I need to rethink some things...

Not sure if real advice or clever troll.