Tree kangaroos

Have you any idea how many people are killed every year by drop bears? They are the no. 1 cause of death for australians. My brother was attacked last year and he barely made it out alive. His face was all torn up.

I know, right. I only am in Australia for business a couple of times per year. And every time the locals warn me about drop bears. It's ,"Hey be careful when you leave the bar, drop bears." And watch where you bury the molley..