Don't lie kids

I straight up tell the amazing and wonderful individuals that work ....with me, Hey if you lie you have to remember what you lied about and when you lied and who you lied to. You want that stress? Just tell the truth.If you didn't kill anybody you'll be alright. And if you did we can hide the bodies.

This is why you dont lie on your resume...

Remember kids, even if you have to lie make sure it's a lie only when you have no option, that too with proper backup. You are better off without that mental stress.