I want a duck

A monkey peed on my Grandpa at the zoo, and a goat bit my shirt so that a button came off.

A llama stole my glove at a petting zoo once. I was only about 5 or 6

An ostrich bit me at a zoo and my finger bled for a very long time.

i went to a zoo when i was 7/8. there was a guy with a baby crocodile you could pat and it was looking at my fingers like they were twinkies or something. the lions tried to pee on us. the ostricht went wacko at me, and i was feeding the llamas when i turned to my parents. when i turned back i got llama food all in my face. apparently it doesnt normaly do that unless you're an over six foot guy
zoo animals do not like me

A gorilla tried to attack me at a zoo when I was little

A goat tried to eat my dress at a zoo and a horse also sneezed on my dads hand