Because regular tornadoes are too mainstream

Omg.

That my friend, is why I live in 'murica

You do realize Australia is NOTHING like that? We have huge cities and things which does make us like Murica but we are also active and cheerful. So in a way it is one of the best countries to live in

Australia is really actually quite nice I once had a koala in my backyard and you only need a jacket in winter and in summer u can bake cookies integrated sidewalk and when you use teh trampoline u can spray it with water so it's like swimming and jumping at the same time it's a great place.

This sucks

Having been to both America and Australia, I can easily say Australia is actually much nicer. The 'dangerous animals' you encounter are usually snakes, and if you are a snake you just walk away. And if you stay in the city you don't even see them. Rant over.

@ozley English Please?