That's racist

I'm guessing that's the Scandinavian Coca Cola name campaign as none of those names are on the UK list. I've never met a Per either :(

I know an anton though

"I'll be your friend merichihuahua." I say to my computer screen, alone, in the dark, with a bottle of Sprite in one hand, and a tube of Pringles lodged onto the other. He can't hear me, no one can. Except my family in the other room watching reruns of Man Vs Food. They find it odd that no matter how many Pringles I devour, I am still severely underweight due to my chronic stomache disease. It seems like they pity me, yet they also seem as if they do not care. I don't care, Pringles and the internet are all I need.

Omfg you made my night HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Well At least your hand still fits in the Pringles can. -.- smh.

Kinda. I got stuck halfway through.