S*x theif

Who buys that much money worth of sex toys?!

I think she does those sex toy presentations for women, like Mary Kay of dildos

I bet she IS fun at parties

I'm not thinking about who would BUY $500 worth of sex toys, I'm thinking of who would STEAL $500 worth of USED sex toys.

Those damn'd squirrels making off with my bird seed

i can see her nipples....

Holy crap those dildos must've been diamond

It was a sample kit, probably in an unmarked box. I'd love to watch those teen thieves when they opened it up and saw dozens of dildos and stuff they have no idea about. Not exactly things they can fence... might expand their horizons some though.

*THIEF

Hey now :) sex toys are expensive!!

She prolly is one of those sex toy dealers where she drives to someones house and has sex toy parties(like tupperware parties). But if shes not and if she uses them I can't decide if this woman's husband/boyfriend is lucky or unlucky. Lucky for obvious reasons and unlucky bc he's so bad in bed she needs all of that.

Holy crap she's hot

Her face is like, "AH! What can you do?!"

My townhouse complex Is called Chelsea court.

This is why aliens won't visit us