Now now one likes him

Ok. Thought you‘d give it a name

Helikeszendayaitis?

Heard it‘s an epidemic

It's sweeping the nation

What are the symptoms, dr?

liking movies she's in, smiling at her face and what she says, increased heartbeat, and wanting to plow her like my driveway in february

Dr, you appear to have some of these symptoms

am I?

Yes :o

Where?

As a professional in my imaginary job as a doctor, I just know

Well I am a real doctor and I know that I don't have it

Zendaya is the Selena Gomez of 2018.

*throws apple at dr*

HISSSSSSSS

Be gone!! lol

HISSSSSSS
*scuttles off to my ew cave*

Ew cave?

*grumbles*

Does it have a hot tub?

Maybe

What about Pizza?

*mouth full of pizza*
Maybe

Are pets allowed?

*petting my cat*
Maybe

Lol. Are girls allowed?

*cuddling with my gf*
Definitely

*whispers* “Do you have any drugs?“

*is not blazed rn*
not atm but it's allowed

Hmm, impressive, dr. Last question, do you have ice cream?

*eating ice cream*
Maybe

Dr, all that sugar is bad for you

*has no more teeth*
BUT ITS SO DELICIOUS

How can you talk properly without your teeth?

Talent

Helikezendayaitis does not have a vaccine. It seems to wear out in many people overtime. In others, they may most likely have it forever.

Yes, that is true. However, there are indeed people who are immune to this disease

Do you know anyone who is immune to this? We need to run some tests

Not sure. We'll have to find someone

Right. Do you think Grim is immune?

Maybe
@grimreaper are you immune to this disease?

No but I'm an asymptomatic carrier.

Dr, we‘ve found another one!

Wow!

We have to carry out chainsaw-related experiments on Grim, dr. What do you think?

Sounds good to me!
*RRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Is it sharp enough?

Nope, its nice and rusty, just how he likes it

Will he be willing to let us operate?

OF COURSE

Ok, dr. @grimreaper we are going to give you some anesthesia. We need to run a few “tests“

NO. I WILL TYPHOID MARY EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

TOO LATE GRIM I HAVE ALREADY TAKEN YOUR KIDNEY

I ONLY NEED 1

GOOD, WE ONLY NEED 1

DR, WHY DID YOU TAKE HIS KIDNEY!? HE‘S GONNA SUE US

I DON'T HAVE NEARLY ENOUGH MONEY TO DO THAT

Yay! That means we can do anything we like to you. Hear that, dr?

NO

YESSS

I ALREADY HAVE HIS SPLEEN

When we‘re done with Grim he‘ll be elated, dr

*holds up his gal bladder*

Should we cut it open?

You read my mind!

Yay. What‘s inside it?

My ass

Incredible! It IS his ass!

Amazing! :O

Outstanding!

Dr, we have to reattach Grim‘s “ass“ to it‘s correct place. It‘s our duty

*shoves it onto his face*

No, not there

*shoves it onto his back*

Go lower

*shoves it onto his feet*

Slightly higher

Dr, attach it to his knees

*attaches it to his knees*

Great! Now lets do his lungs

*uses them as bagpipes*

That‘s unprofessional, dr. They are better as drums

Have you heard a pair of lungs? They sound great as bagpipes!

Really? They look healthy too,dr. I can see you haven‘t been smoking, @grimreaper

Thank you

Its good to stay healthy grim.
...now where do I put these back

In my chest

*puts them in your treasure chest*

What about his brain, dr?

What brain? Hahahahahahaha!

What did you do?

Broke it

How?

Science!

So are you going to replace it, dr?

I'll replace it with a potato

You have to admit that Grim deserves something better than a potato

Fine, a watermelon

Hmm It‘s a bit too big

It'll fit. I'll make it fit

Ok. Does he need a nose job, dr?

Nah, his is big enough

What about his intestines?

They're fine. I think it's about time we patch him up

Ok. Hope he is happy with the results

@grimreaper
Congrats, you have a new body courtesy of Dr. Ew and Aviva!

WOOT

How does it feel?

Different. It feels different.

You should try the turbo function I added in

What does the turbo function do?

press it and find out

TURBO TURDS

YES! ARE YOU EXCITED?

YES, MORE OR LESS

GREAT!
That'll be 9264 dollars

I have 8 dollars

I guess you're in debt to me then

No, dr. He‘ll have to give part of his liver and a kidney as payment lol

It's either that or be my science bitch, sooooooo

@grimreaper What‘s your choice?

No

I'll see the cash soon then

Pay up, Grim