awwww, thanks hooman!

You take one step closer to that Raccoon and you'll be the one on fire

*drops lighter*
*gets a chainsaw*

YOU'RE ON THIN ICE PAL

*drops chainsaw*
*picks up a feather*

I'm not sure how to respond to that but I'm still angry

I‘ll tickle the Raccoon and take it‘s stuffed toy

Better than before but still bad

*takes Raccoon‘s stuffed toy*

YOU BEAST

*donates stuffed toy to a charity*

....okay now you're making me look like the bad guy

You are the bad guy :P

Says the one stealing a Raccoons stuffed toy, shame on you

It was for a good reason. It gave it up for a feather anyway

A better reason is letting him be happy by letting him keep his toy

But now he has a beautiful feather

A stuffed raccoon is better

The Raccoon willingly gave it up as a sacrifice

You can't speak for the Raccoon

Why can‘t I?

Because you are not the Raccoon, he is his own person

I represent him

Did he tell you to do that? NO because he's a Raccoon

He spoke to me about it and seemed ok with it

.....you don't speak Raccoon

*speaks Raccoon*

By god...he's done it...he's learnt the language of the Trash People

How could you call Raccoons trash people? They feel offended already.
P.S: I‘m a girl :P

My bad
but also that's what they literally are, beautiful trash people living off others garbage

Such a beautiful life they live

In the eyes of some I suppose so haha

They could make clothes out of bread wrappers

That would look adorable. Also wearing bottle caps as hats

That would be difficult, but I‘m sure they can make it work
Also, was your name suppose to be “parisqueen?“ It took me a while to notice there wasn‘t a ‘u‘

Haha yeah, it was a typo and I've never changed it so sometimes when people @ me it doesn't work cause they think there's a 'u'.

Oh, ok. It‘s pronounced now as parie-keen, or pariskeen?

Pariskeen I think but I still read it in my head as Queen

Ok. Have a crown then haha ^^

Aw thank you haha

Don‘t tell bethorien. She‘ll steal it

Oh no she won't, it's mine

Lol. I thought you left FS

What gave you that idea? lol
I went camping for a few days

Ok. A lot of people were leaving and I wasn‘t sure if you did too

Nah don't worry man, I think I'll be around for awhile. Just waiting and watching this drama blow over

Ok. Sorta same for me.
Also, I‘m a girl haha

Sorry, I call everyone man I know you're a girl. I'll stop though if you find it weird

Oh, that‘s ok lol. ‘Man‘ does sound a bit weird, but what works for you

Haha where I'm from we tend to call each other man or "Alrighty boys!" even if it's a whole group of girls. Majority of my friends are girls and we all call each other lads so it's just something I'm used to

I understand :) This for some reason gave me the image of “manly women“ lol. Like, audacious women ever-ready for physical combat

I love that lol, reminds me of that planet in Futurama (idk if you've watched that show) but the planet was run by woman and they were all super buff and tall

I‘ve watched a few episodes of Futurama before. I don‘t think I saw that one but it sounds funny lol