From that day dad joke was born. ( Not mine )

2 goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two muffins are baking in the oven. Then one muffin looks at the other and says is it hot in here or is it just me! Then the other muffin looks in astonishment and says holy shit a talking muffin!

I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there!

Is that the one in the dead centre of town?