Jesus the expert on Rule 13

I thought I had lost all hope for humanity. But this post made me think. The poster is clearly disturbed that Jesus had to observe an individual masturbating to Waluigi. Forget the fact that Romans shoved spears heated in fires into the anus of men, women and children while masturbating over them as they cooked from the inside out. Forget that Genghis Khan killed a million men and had sex with all their wives and daughters. Well he didn't have sex with all of them. He gave most of them away.Stalin, Hitler, Mao. But somehow an individual thinks Jesus would be stunned by a basement dwelling mouth breather relieving themself to Waluigi.