One time my parents hosted my birthday party when I turned 19 with my sisters there. My sisters decided to make it awkward by asking why I'm an atheist so I made it more awkward by saying "I just think it's weird how adament Jesus is about my jerk off habits."
Like hey don't do that to your family
We had a very old neighbourhood couple around for Christmas dinner one year so they wouldn't be alone. We'd hardly sat down before the lady, who must have been pushing 90, starting talking about gang rape and big black dicks. It got real weird, real fast
Like hey don't do that to your family