What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan

I'm gonna tell my cousin to try this. He's got two guinea pigs.

This is the cutest thing ever. He looks like a little furry vampire

ALL BOW DOWN TO THE DARK LORD!!!

No. He is not the satan. He is the manly, non-sparkly version of Edward Cullen

You obviously have not seen the Oneida the white bunny...