I got you a present

The Source was Teppelin. Well, the Anti-Spirals will destroy us soon, YAY.

I saw the title and first picture and I thought it was gonna say 'here is the fuck I give'

The last one is your Best Friend

Ill take Ryan Gosling. Thanks.

Damn...she gets balloons, a cake, a cat, and Ryan Gosling, and she's still miserable as fuck in the last picture...
Screw it. throw the cat on the cake, then introduce it to the balloons, and while she's screaming as the cat goes for her next, watch Ryan GoslIing nope the fuck out of there...