The sweetest girl

He got chocolate all over her bed

Aka fuck me

That would suvk if it got really hot and it all started melting

I suggest you run away.

Now you just gave the bitch diabetes.

"...I have ever met!!! Now clean all this shit up."

I'm just going to eat it all without saying anything

And everyone points out something bad lol, this is heaven!

Why the heck do you do it on the bed? Now she'll sleep there and next morning she'll probably smell like freaking Willy Wonka's Factory

Someone wants to get laid...

Why are most of the comments negative?... Me and my boyfriend would eat this together, if you know what I mean... ;)

Do you want ants? (I know, someone's already done that.)