I heard a joke like this!
Christian to atheist: If you don’t get baptized, you won’t go to heaven with the good people.
Atheist to christian: People like you?
Christian to atheist: Yes, of course!
Atheist to christian:...
Christian to atheist: ....
Atheist to christian: I don’t think you understand how threats work.
Christian to atheist: If you don’t get baptized, you won’t go to heaven with the good people.
Atheist to christian: People like you?
Christian to atheist: Yes, of course!
Atheist to christian:...
Christian to atheist: ....
Atheist to christian: I don’t think you understand how threats work.