jesus

This has been proven fake, don't listen folks.

Doctor: have you been having oral sex?
Patient: no.
Doctor: ... any oral contact with "strange" thing?
Patient: bathwater.
Doctor: ah, can you take off your pants then, I must check...
Patient: no need, I'm fine there. It wasn't my bathwater.
Doctor: ... alright then.
Patient: It was a gamer girl's.
Doctor: uhm?
Patient: I bought it online. Then I drank it.

if they were stupid enough to drink an internet whores body soak then they deserved it