And somehow it worked

*puts my butt on YOUR finger*

Good news: your colon is very healthy

Thank you, doctor!

No problem!
...that's be 80 bucks

Ok, let me get my insurance card...

Do you take 1980’s British-rockstar cocaine addict insurance? Otherwise, I have Bupa.

Sorry bud, down in my lab its cash or credit

...Can we spread it around? $80=71.34 Euros...let’s do 21.34 cash, 25 on an old American Visa gift card from when I traveled to the U.S., and 25 on my old and beaten MasterCard.

As long as it gets into my bank account, sure