That's just ancient folklore. Scientifically the black cats extra light wave absorbency is transecting the flow of your advanced time-stream, thereby destabilizing your quantum envelope and introducing a period of excess random eventualities.
Just to be clear, because my jokes aren't always recognized as such, I was joking. There is no way a cat of any color crossing your path can affect your life, unless you trip on it. Or it's a Kizinti/Kilrathi warrior hunting your family.
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