Then why in prison

"...alongside my submachine gun"

"... gun-looking sandwich"

"...made to kill those within a 50 feet radius"

"... with love. But not actually killing them"

"...but it did torture them as well"

"... with hugs and happiness. But not actually torturing them."

"...not physically at least"

"... and not at all. Torture is wrong"

"...its much more ethical to just kill the lil shits"

"... is what a terrible person would say but they aren't so bad when you get to know them"

"...'specially when you get into the killing alongside them"

"... is also what a terrible person would say. Don't do drugs. kids"

"...Dont do drugs without me"

'' ... because he is a doctor and has to prescribe them to you first''

"...like a good illegal drug dealer should"

'' ... just kidding!"

"...not!"

" ... just kidding again!"

"...Just kidding about kidding!"

"... not! And I love peanut butter"

"...not! Again! Peanut butter tastes like mulch"

"... not! Tasty mulch"

"...Not! Icky mulch"

"... not! 'Icky' means 'yummy' here"

"...not! Yummy actually means super disgusting, and dont listen to what I'm going to say after this because it will all be LIES!"

"...not! Oh wait! I'm drunk"

"...But I said that everything from now on would be lies so that previous not was a lie.
Wait does that mean this is a lie too? Oh no!"
*and then a paradox was created*

:O
The end?

:D
The end!