DIY 3-D hearts

It looks like something else at first...

yeah... cuz I can tooooootally do that myself

Penis

Oh get your head out of the gutter you freaks!

It's a luurve penis

Funsubstance: the only place where u can learn how to turn a dick into a heart

dick=love...

It's a dick in a box

Kinda looks like a sword you might find in a gay Legend of Zelda NES romhack. Not that there's anything wrong with gay Legend of Zelda. I mean, there's Tingle, after all.

3-D hearts... *if you know what I mean:)*

Heart-on

"To find a friend you have to wade through all the dicks first"
-Eric cartman

Looks like a dick to begin with