Vegans can't use anti-venom

Yep, cuz the creepy dude is gonna ask, before he saves a life, if they're vegan... Seems legit

Snakes aren't poisonous. They're venomous.

Dumb ways to die…

Well you don't kill the snake so it is like a vegan drinking milk.

Do you really think someone, who is a vegan and just got but by a poisonous snake, is really going to care if the anti-venom is for vegan or not? You're dying. Who cares!