Better name than banana, anyone?

Wife: honey we're out of white cow juice
Husband: ok I'll pick some up at the big building of food

I'll have a curved yellow fruit smoothie.

Albino penis

Edible Yellow Phones perhaps?

(Reads list) Ok, frozen cow juice, regular cow juice, brown sugared flakes, ovals, yellow heavy stuff in a container, cinnamon rectangular prisms, and hard crunchy flat circles. Off to the hunger-ending distribution facility!

Banana is to mainstream.