Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
Because the P is silent.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
*ba-dum-tss*
I hate you,
You hate me.
Lets get together and kill Barney!
With a great big shot in the head he'll surely die!
If he doesn't just stab him in the eye!
(I actually made this up)
My version is a little gory. I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney grab an axe knock on the door now there is a bloody head on the floor
I saw a pic where he was holding Lala (telatubbies) head up with a bloody knife in the other hand and I was seeking revenge ever since
Because the P is silent.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
*ba-dum-tss*
What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?
Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
*ba-dum-tss*
Because there weren't any chickens
*ba-dum-tss*
Sneak up in the stream,
Lock and load in tactic mode,
United States marines
You hate me.
Lets get together and kill Barney!
With a great big shot in the head he'll surely die!
If he doesn't just stab him in the eye!
(I actually made this up)
I hate you
You hate me
Let's tie Barney to a tree
With a gun at his head
and a bomb on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney grab an axe knock on the door now there is a bloody head on the floor
I saw a pic where he was holding Lala (telatubbies) head up with a bloody knife in the other hand and I was seeking revenge ever since