Blush blush

Dress yourself in front of a mirror?

I find it very uncomfortable for some reason.

Find a girlfriend?

Lol thanks for suggesting but I am straight like a tubelight.

Lol thanks for suggesting but I am straight like a tubelight.

Do you ever get that kind of satisfaction while seeing a bf strip then?

Nope lol

Maybe go back to the mirror idea, but this time use a drug that makes you look like a different person in your eyes?
(Though idk why you'd want to do that since you're pretty damn gorgeous on your own)

Where are you getting all these ideas from, I want to go there too. Also, thanks.

My brain. You want to go to my brain?

Take me there.

You'll have to find a way to cram yourself into my noggin

Now that's hard considering that I am a full grown person.

Exactly. You'll need a shrink ray.
...want to buy a shrink ray?

Yes where can I get one?

I've got one right here for 89 004 dollars

Have you ever tried it? Try it on me.

That sounds like a scam

Except that it isn't

Prove it

Please

*pew*

I am ready to go now

Ok then
*puts you in my ear*
Is this gonna help your psychology studies btw?

I don't know I will have to see once I am inside

Well be quick then