Teach me master

I see, then I will use my arm and use you like a glove

I'd still die ;-;

She's a woman, not a muppet, you gotta be more gentle than that

Save me, Dick.
He plans to kill me.

I know how to save women!
*locks you in a dungeon*
All the best villains know that to keep a woman away from someone, you gotta kidnap them!

Hmmm being kidnapped is my kink

...oops