I think I'll take the bus

That escalated quickly

"Agency takes bite out of smugglers" sounds like cannibalism to me

Wow guaranteed price!

2013 when walking kills you.

That's what happens when you exercise

I laughed way to much

So another reason not to leave home. One day, you're walking home and then you just die out of nowhere.

$5 says she crashed into a tree.

It's not funny AT ALL