And I still feel bad about it

"Let me love you!"

I feel like the baddest person in the world everytime i step on pooky

Then he just looks at you funny because he has no idea what you're doing.

My brother accidentally stepped on my dog one time. He isn't a dog person but he still felt really bad, so he just looks at me and goes "Uhh, should I give her a treat or something?" Lol it was priceless! My dog didn't even care, she just walked away like she meant to get up anyway.