This takes jaywalking to a whole new level

What? Why you even attempt this

This takes stupid to a whole new level.

He-he couldn't just go around..?

holy shit, that is basically suicide.

The car started moving I could see his legs being chopped off
I just lost ten years off my life

Or he could've gone around.. That was an option...

I'd just want to say that there is a German TV show where a kid bet that he could jump over x amount of cars in x minutes. On the show, on live tv, he got hit by the car his dad was driving. The kid is paralysed now.