Sunburn on your d*ck

Big balls constantly move around it

It's small from a distance and never seen up close?

People die if they touch it?

Don't you just love funny Tumblr?

You have children convinced you're huge when really you're only on the smaller side of medium?

It burns your eyes if you look at it?

People wear sunglasses to avoid looking at it?

Humans have never made contact with the surface of it?

It's possible to go blind just by looking at it?? @_@

He probably wanted to say that it was hot. .____.

Where exactly was he going with this?

Orange in the morning and yellow in the day?

It is a sphere of flames?