Revere beach sand sculpting festival, the octopus was the winner

They're all winners to me.

I can't even make a sand castle

I can't even put sand in a bucket and turn it over without messing it up

it's a squid guysssss

Holy crap I can't even make a simple hill of sand without fucking it up

And then the wind hits..:

Beautiful sandcastles you have there... be a shame if someone... tripped.

And then there's me, "building" "sandcastles" with "sand" then falling over it.