Smoothness, this guy nailed it

just kind of a rip off of the guy staring a girls boobs, then when questioned about it goes onto a similar monologue making it sound flattering rather than pervy

Like a boss

Smoooooth

Haha lol I'd never fall for that

What about the bus...?

Genius...

HIS ARMS ARE KILLING ME, THEY'RE SO UNPROPORTIONATE

Yeah... that happens

Like a boss

What is with that right arm

Smooth as f*ck

I'm using this