When I try to be sweet to a girl

The only one she smiles at is the last one -_-

This is true but you forgot to mention the part where the girl fucks you over in the end :)

He has a small dick :O

Am I the only girl here who is actually flattered when you see a guy is at "full sail" or whatever, because of you or something you did/said? Like they hide it and act so embarrassed but tbh I actually find it really flattering, anybody else?