Shoepants

Those pants/shoes are ugly. Why would you wear that?

No problem if you're under 12 ;)

I can't imagine how long it would've taken for someone to lace all that string up!

*opens door* hey! Please take off your shoes when you get into the house! *Awkward silence*

No shoes on the bed

So I'm the only one thinking about what if she has to pee?

There is a seam in the place none of you wanted to look. There is no need to lace the pants as there is a zipper, and likely a button too.

I had to think about this one. //Shot

That would be a pain in the ass if you had to go to the washroom