Un-cup my sack you dingleshit

"You will die a slow and painful death, human!"

Davy jones voice "release the genetials!"

Always upvote this one. Always.

Is anyone else concerned about that kids haircut

*laughs out loud for 30 seconds
*derp inhale

imagine this is rogers voice from 'american dad'
awkward situation hes in there

Why do people hold their cats like that???

'Un-cup my sack you dingleshit'