Cute snakes

You're right...the 2nd one doesn't have its mouth open

A snake I saw bit me, and you know what? Adolescent, healthy milk snake- didn't even break the skin of my finger. Bit me twice. Can't even tell. So stop judging them just by some idiots saying they'll bit you when possible, asshole, because that snake had been provoked far too much. The rattlesnake five feet away? Basking in the sun happily, not provoked, not acknowledging our presence. I have seen so many wild snakes and picked up plenty, as I have been doing for many, many years, and the milk snake that bit me last week? First snake bite. So next time you think of snakes as vicious, aggressive beasts, just remember how many humans kill other humans, and compare that to the number of humans killed by snakes. It's us you should be afraid of, my little idiot.

Oh please. Are you some peta activist? Go fuck yourself, asshole.