For those who forget things

But what if I don't know what shoes i'm going to wear?

I can't put my shoe in my shoe.

Shit, my violin doesn't fit in there.

Unless of course you're one of those people who even forgets where they take off their shoes. I'm pretty sure that happens to me 4 times a week.

I poured my coffee in my shoe
It burns

But then I forget to put it in my shoe

What if you have athletes foot

Ill manage to forget it anyway

I always put it together with my Car keys in the fridge. I can't leave without my keys.

What if you don't have shoes?.......