Norf FC myffology

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*runs through ppers*
Yikes, he caught on during your honeymoon phase… ready weapons for battle

*rolls initiative*
I got a 3!

*shakes head from behind board*

...what's gonna happen to me?

He asks if you are still willing to put your past behind you, and work things out…… He says that he understands the difficulties you’ll face, but always truly loved you….

Omg that's so sweet, I wish to hug him

He preemptively strikes your 3, and club-rolls for double damage…sorry mate…

I withhold my power so it doesn't kill, just knock out!