Excited for the Cap’n Crunch biopic

Joaquin's gonna show us the real Cap'n in all his vulnerability and sheer madness, trying to fight his demons but eventually just giving in and letting it all go. Then all you spoilt brats - you know who you are! - will see where it got you pouring in the milk first and THEN the cereals. You have been warned all those years but always thought: what could possibly happen? Find out...