Reverse Centaur

Hhn... I'd never really realized that the reverse way would have four arms instead of four legs. But I don't think I like it.

Silliness! Can't talk. Can't run fast. Cast carry heavy loads. Tiny penis. Poo runs down his legs. And the list goes on!

I never thought of it this way

is it me or did the word centaur remind me of the fallout new vegas enemy?