Me getting teleported to the BEST POSSIBLE city in 1300:
-Hey guys, my mouth tastes like garbage; who's got some toothpaste and a spare toothbrush?
-What do you mean, you "take a bath once a year, whether you need it or not?"
-Crap! I got a cut. Anybody got some Neosporin?
-Awright, I got some reading material and some spare time...is there a roll of TP in the...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STENCH?!
-Man, walking everywhere gave me a powerful thirst. Which way to the cool, clean, refreshing, non-polluted, parasite-free water?
-I got some reading to catch up on, but the sun is going down...what do you mean "use a candle?"
-Get away from me with those leeches and blister poultice...doesn't anyone have an aspirin?
-Hey guys, my mouth tastes like garbage; who's got some toothpaste and a spare toothbrush?
-What do you mean, you "take a bath once a year, whether you need it or not?"
-Crap! I got a cut. Anybody got some Neosporin?
-Awright, I got some reading material and some spare time...is there a roll of TP in the...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT STENCH?!
-Man, walking everywhere gave me a powerful thirst. Which way to the cool, clean, refreshing, non-polluted, parasite-free water?
-I got some reading to catch up on, but the sun is going down...what do you mean "use a candle?"
-Get away from me with those leeches and blister poultice...doesn't anyone have an aspirin?