Wholesome

because of costly car troubles, I had to cancel A hotel stay for my upcoming anniversary, which really bummed out my wife. But then my parents surprised me with a free night at the hotel we were gonna be staying at, and I still haven’t told my wife and I’m planning on dropping the ball on her in the last minute. Also, I took my anniversary off, but I haven’t said anything to that effect either, because I wanna hit her with a double whammy. It’s gonna be awesome!

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