Just had someone tell me they had a surprise for me and that I should ask no questions and gave me an address to drive to.
Idiot me of course falls for it.
Show up excited for surprise.
Pitch for a "not a pyramid scheme" pyramid scheme.
Leave upset.
Some guy tried to recruit me into a pyramid scheme once. I kept saying I dont know man this sounds like a pyramid scheme. He said nahhh and then proceeded to tell me how it worked and I had to make a chart showing the distribution of money he just explained if I invested money into the "business". After completing the chart of all the investors starting from his boss down to me if I were to join, I then drew a line all the way around the edge of the chart and it made a perfect pyramid. He was stunned, or caught obviously trying to hustle a 17 year old he thought didnt know what a pyramid scheme was.
Idiot me of course falls for it.
Show up excited for surprise.
Pitch for a "not a pyramid scheme" pyramid scheme.
Leave upset.