I'm a cookie monster

For Valentines day, I asked my 17 cats out, but they all declined and shit in my face because I'm a dick

At first I thought you were another douchbag, but now I love you

My therapist recommended getting a job, but I live off street tips instead

Just to be clear, I'm talking about repeataiicomments

You need to get a fucking hobby man. Two accounts is a bit overboard.

No,the other account is a way to try to get the first to say something degrading

Not sure. I thought he created two accounts and the second says something degrading to make him seem 'funny.'