This scenario does not happen in the women's bathroom

Lol happened to me i made a massive fart to which some people even outside the bathroom were giving it a solid 10/10

I do that at work all the time especially if a customer or coworker is acting like an ass and yes they usually stink and cause much whining.

That'd be so embarrassing (for a girl) I wouldn't even want to be seen ever again! I'd put my head down and walk out hoping no one recognized me

Things I wan to happen to me:
1-loose virginity
2-win the lottery
3-resign from my job in an epic way
4-get applause for farting < (oh there it is)
5-get unlimited supplies of nutella and oreos
6-(insert life wish here)