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Replace with guns you got a badass zombie apocalypse team right there

It takes that many dudes with nerf guns to protect your virginity?

That's an interesting title u got there

This is why the black guy always dies first. You gotta send a few of the dumber ones ahead as cannon fodder.

Ok, but how bout you get real guns and protect me from zombies first?

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/67099/-/

Posts a guy spending his life on the internet, not losing his virginity.

Thank you please escort me home after I get drunk